Two Chaps. One Goat Simulator. Massive LOL-age
GOOOAAAT! My thoughts have been plagued by notions of the goat kind of late. Stop thinking that thought, you pervy weirdo. And I have yet to get my paws on the marvel of lifelike goat-ness that is...
View ArticleOculus Rift used to show what lag’s like in real life.
We all know that guy who blames his shortcomings playing videogames on lag. Not the fact that he sucks at first-person shooters, but lag. Always lag. But, what would lag be like in everyday life? A...
View Article7 of the Stupidest Ways to Die in Video Games
All of us have fallen prey to the dark magnificence of instant death spikes in our many, many years of *ahem* professional gaming. At this point, death as a result of an enemy swarm, an errant...
View ArticleDeath by Snowman! If Frozen Was a Horror Movie
It’s that time again, folks! Unpopular-I’m-better-than-you opinion time! Frozen was a poo movie. I didn’t like it because: Sloppy execution, shitty plot, sad-ass attempt at a series of...
View ArticleGodzilla, MechaGodzilla and Rodan in New Skyrim Stroke-Inducing Mod
RUUUUNN! IT’S GODZIRRA! RAMPAGING ACROSS THE FILEDS OF TAMRIEL! HIDE YOUR CHEESE WHEELS! There have been plenty of Godzilla games, but few, if any, that depicted the big green guy’s rampages from a...
View ArticleWhat if Neil Tyson Smoked DeGrasse on Cosmos?
Hehehehe. Smoke DeGrasse. Cosmos is a wonderful television program about the wonders of science and the wonders of the wonderful natural world. But have you ever watched wondrous Cosmos… on DeGrasse?...
View Article7 Lies for The Losing Gamer
Dat constant fatality whipping getting you down, bro/bro-ette? Some grey matter leaking all over your one good shirt from being shot in the head one too many times? Tired of eating blue shell spam...
View ArticleDevolver’s giving out 1000 Broforce copies if America Wins World Cup… so...
Devolver Digital is planning on giving away 1,000 copies of Broforce, “If ‘Merica wins the World Cup,” which is to say that Devolver Digital has absolutely no plans on giving away 1,000 copies of...
View ArticleClick Bait: Far Cry 4 Painted Lady Boobs…
… and Penis. Yes, Far cry 4 believes in Gender equality as you get equal opportunity to place your gaze upon some dong as well as colourful tata’s. Enjoy. Find this interesting?Well Discuss the game...
View ArticleLizards Under Attack
So it seems that karma is indeed a b*tch! Everyone’s favourite reptilia hacker group, Lizard Squad, have had their own website hacked. Whilst being extremely amusing it has also been quite...
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